They say if you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans. If, however, you want to make Him do more than laugh, if you want to make Him double over and fall down on the floor in stitches, write a book.
In it, be wise. So very wise. Combine the writings of the saints and Scripture with practical examples and tips from your own life about how you personally Do The Wise Thing.
Admit, ever so humbly, that you don’t always follow your own advice. But give the advice just the same.
Before the book is even off the presses, God will be in hysterics. And you will find yourself nearly incapable of following a single word of your own advice.